Pan

A place where one serves a life sentence

Camer

A thang you take pictures with.

Meer

A looking glass

Woosh

Like "I woosh you'd be mah sweety Mary Lou!"

Tal

A thang you dry dishes with after they been rinched

Hayud

Where you keep yer brains

Hayund

Something that holds yer five fingers

Hayut

What you wear on yer hayud

Rob Warr Fants

Somethin' to keep cattle in a pasture

Warr Plars

Somethin' to cut fants with

Rat Naow

Immediately if not sooner

Rat Cheer

In this very place

Rat Tare

A little of Rat Cheer

Moan

Like "ah don't need a ride, ah has moan cawr"

Putty

What you are if yer not ugly

Pay-Un

A thang used to cook with

Punchard Tire

Somethin' that goes flat when you don't have a spare

Brayud

Somethin' you make a sangweech with

Sangweech

Somethin' between two peices of brayed

Tarred

Plum tuckered out

Rinch

When you soak yer clothes in clear water

Ranch

Somethin' to twist the nut off a bold

Rayunch

Any piece of property over fifty thousand acres

Merken Cissan

One born in the USA

Whurr

Like "whurr's muh hayut?"

Whan

Like "whan yuh comin' tuh see me?"

Tant

A than that hoads a circus

Born

A building on a farm

Wawks

Like when you run outta gas

Lekrit Fayun

Somethin' you plug in to make a breeze blow

Rough

The cover of a building

Mals

A measure of distance

Prayed

A large public procession, usually including a marching band.

Ain't

The sister of one of your parents

Bad

A place to sleep or rest

Boat

Like, "Pappy boat a new car!"

Boy

To make a purchase

Bucks

Libraries are full of 'em

Chess

A man, not a woman, grows hair on this

Draw

Where you keep yer socks

Error

What you shoot out of a bow

Favour

If it gets to 102 degrees you'd better get a doctor

Herring

What Gramma is losing as she gets older

Ice-Cool

You'll have to finish this if you expect to enter college

Moody

Condition of the ground after it rains

Necks

What the barber says when he's finished with a customer

Ward

Umpires always have the last one